Buran

Yesterday was the tenth birthday of the International Space Station, measured from the first module being fired up into orbit. Last Saturday (thanks for the up to the minute coverage, Beeb) was the twentieth anniversary of something even more exciting – the one and only flight of Buran, the Soviet Space Shuttle.
Buran was cool and it wasn’t just a steal from the US version, unlike the Soviet’s version of Concorde; there’s only so many shapes something designed to be a space shuttle can be. The Shuttle is a bodge, the rump remnant of a much more ambitious space programme left over from the sixties; Buran did exactly what it was designed to do, and did it well. The Shuttle is inferior technology bolstered up by the politics of the richest nation on Earth; Buran was superior technology let down by a state that couldn’t afford it. The Shuttle has to include its own engines to assist in lift-off, and once it ceases its burn those engines are just dead weight until the next time it takes off. Buran left all the taking-off business to its Energia booster, so every ounce and cubic inch on board could be dedicated to being a nifty piece of space kit.
It was also better designed generally. I hadn’t realised, until reading the BBC link, that apparently on its test flight it landed within 3 metres of the centre line of the runway, in winds that would have made the Shuttle cancel altogether. And this was under remote control.
Another key difference between the two was that Buran could fly. But it had no engines, I hear you cry! No, but in good Soviet make-and-mend fashion it could. For its test flights, you could strap on some jet engines with some sellotape and string, and it could take off like an aeroplane …
Basically, the Soviets watched far too much Gerry Anderson.

Of course, this is how a space launch should look.

No computers for the kids, though

This 1969 vision of the computer-enabled household is surprisingly close, in some areas. There’s still the occasional gem …

“What the wife selects at her console will be paid for by the husband at his counterpart console.” (We see husband shaking his head dolefully as he survives the wife’s expenditure …)

Beenip and Sergeant

My responses to two items of recent news:

1. Clearly John Sergeant should be the next Doctor Who. Saturday evenings reclaimed – problem solved.

2. The BNP membership list … oh dear. One of the weaknesses of the McCain/Palin ticket was that it could potentially put the world’s most powerful nuclear arsenal into the hands of a woman who couldn’t protect her Yahoo email account. Similar thoughts come to mind here. They didn’t even have the decency to leave it on a bus, like Labour do with their sensitive information.

Without going into detail I’ll admit I have seen a copy (hint: don’t use Google, try p2p). What makes it art isn’t so much the names as the margin notes. “Owns 13th & 14th century suit of armour. Can do jousting at rallies.” “Lives mostly in Spain so opts for overseas membership rate” (yay, clinging to your principles FTW!) And apparently someone was suspended for having “an inappropriate tattoo”. Black Power? Luv U Mum? The mind boggles.

A distressing number – i.e. any number greater than 0 – live in Abingdon, including one in Alexander Close, which I had always thought was the heartland of moral middleclass respectability, not to mention a Christian ghetto. (Of the right kind of Christian, not like the Revd Robert West of the Apostolic Church in Holbeach, Lincolnshire.) So, if you live in Alexander Close and your skin is of anything less than snow white perfection, be sure to greet your neighbours with an enormous hug. If you can ham up a fake Jamaican or Indian accent, that would be even better.

The Register kindly provides a link to a nationalist blog where you can entertain yourself reading the howls of BNP outrage. (And doubtless there are plenty more like it.) The image that comes to mind is of cockroaches scurrying for cover when the light goes on.

Disproving the old adage that my enemy’s enemy is my friend, Christian Voice alsoattacks the BNP for being, amongst other things, racist, white supremacist, paganist, volkist, anti-Christian, anti-Semitic and … um … evolutionist. All quite clearly agendas with equal space on Satan’s to-do list. The very next sentence on their site reads “Angry, chippy and defensive are words which characterise a website lacking in Christian humanity”; they probably mean the BNP but you can’t be certain.