Share the pain

With a heavy heart I report that circumstances have forced me to make the following formal request to my manager.

“Dear R,

To increase my ability to interoperate with N’s work and to maximise conformity in the department, may I request that my computer be switched to an Apple.

Regards,

Ben”

I hope my choice of words silently expresses my feelings on the matter.

N joined us a year ago on condition he would get a Mac. And he’s very good with it; but he will go and design stuff with all those fancy Apple fonts that I can’t match. Meaning I can’t work on it myself.

And R has now upgraded changed over himself. He has had a full 24 hours with his Apple and not yet head-butted the screen. I am really out of excuses.

The phrase “glorified Fisher-Price activity centres for adults” continues to come to mind.

At least the version of Office I’ll be getting – I’ve checked – still looks like the old type. I take consolation where I can.

Bah.

Charlton Heston, eh?

Your result for Reincarnation Placement Exam…

Deep Space Explorer

Hmm… You’re a tough one to place. Your answers indicate that you like technology and education. You enjoy intrigue, adventure and chaos. You’re fine with hard work and civilization. This all bodes well for an interesting, adventurous life.

What makes it difficult, however, is that you don’t seem to be much of a ‘people person.’
If you were more of a people person, we would have commissioned you aboard the Starship Enterprise. But since you don’t care much for the complications of dealing with your fellow man… we have another deep-space mission, more tailored for your tastes… a way for you to enjoy the benefits of high-tech civilization without having to put up with civilization itself. Let’s set you up to pursue the solo career of a deep space explorer. You can go ahead and hibernate through the boring parts of your mission, and not worry so much about being a few decades out of touch with your fellows by the time you get home. In fact, you pretty much don’t have to deal with people at all, but you can still enjoy a high-flying adventure of a life. Far, far away from the madding crowd, you get to play with your scientific instruments, serve your glorious civilization, and do interesting things with strange discoveries in exotic places.

The career might work out all right. Look what it did for Charlton Heston.

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